3x-xx-xx ep047 The Bloodless Battle

The makers of X-Lacks, the original chocolate adlaxative, presents strange as it seems. Some morning soon, you may wake up sniffling and sneezing. You have a headache, chills, your nose and eyes water. You're sick and miserable because you have a cold.

But don't wait for that to happen. Take care of yourself now. Guard against colds by following these rules. Get enough sleep. Eat wisely. warmly, keep your feet dry and above all keep regular. But in keeping regular, don't lower your resistance to colds by taking a laxative that weakens you, take a laxative that is kind to your system, that is mild, gentle, yet effective. That's X-Lax, the correctly

timed laxative. You'll find it agrees with you and everyone else in your family, young and X-Laks tastes just like smooth, delicious chocolate, the bloodless battle. When did a pine log win a battle? The Revolutionary War is raging, and General George Washington is having a difficult time keeping up the spirits of his pterodomene.

One of his trusted leaders, General Morgan, is in command of all operations in South Carolina. General Washington's cousin is a colonel under General Morgan. General Morgan has called in Colonel Washington for a conference. I want you to take a force to ruegley's mail in Kershaw County.

Yes General, one of the enemy Colonel Rouge Lee is making us a lot of trouble. He has fortified his barn and his house and has over a hundred men there to defend it. We've got to clean that nest out.

But sir, how can I hope to succeed against a large force of well equipped English? We can't spell enough men for such an attack. men for such an attack. How many men have you available for this operation? About ten General Morgan. Several of them poorly armed. Nevertheless you must defeat Colonel Rousley or we will have more and more trouble of this sort. Very well General.