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3x-xx-xx ep045 Sarah Bernhardts Coffin

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The makers of X-Lacks present strange as it seems. You know, it's an odd thing. X-Lacks has always been more than just a mild, gentle and effective laxative. It has always had another quality that uses of X-Lacks are quick to recognize.

Do you know what it is? The answer is simple, but very important to you. You. Ex-lax is a correctly timed laxative. It won't shock your system or throw it out of rhythm. Ex-lax is kind and gentle.

Yet, it is completely thorough. In fact, it combines mildness, thoroughness, and correct timing so effectively, that it is the ideal laxative for every member of your family, young or old. Everyone likes the taste of ex-lax.

Just like delicious chocolate. So ask your drugist for a box today. It will cost you only ten cents, unless you want the economical family size, and that's a quarter. The strange story of Sarah Bernhardt's coffin.

The divine Sarah Bernhardt is now a legendary figure. There are hundreds of stories of her various romances, eccentricities, and temperament. The most typical Sarah Bernhardt story has to do with her coffin. 1862, Paris. Young Sarah Bernhardt, a gocce 17-year-old girl with masses of flaming hair and flashing green eyes, has a visit from her physician.

Miss Hillel Doctor, I have some wonderful news. Yes, Sarah. What is he? Yesterday I went to the committee prize at the Coseva 12. They all tell me I have a great future. Miss you, let Dr. I believe you are disappointed in my great news.

No, no, not disappointed at all. I am happy for you, my child. Happy. Then why do you not smile? Miss you, let Dr. I... Just... what did you have to tell me this morning? Oh, no. No, do not tell me. Please.

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