3x-xx-xx ep074 The Pirates Revenge - Jean La Fitte

The makers of X-Lacks, the original chocolateed laxative, resent, strange as it seems. Not every mother wants her son to be President of the United States, but just the same, it is fun to plan ahead for your children, isn't it?

But you know, mother, their day-to-day needs right now call for your most careful thought, and important as anything else is the laxative you give your children. First, is it pleasant to take? And even more important, is it a good laxative?

Well, X-Lax is pleasant because it tastes just like delicious chocolate. And as for being good, for more than thirty years, wise mothers have been giving X-Lax to their children because it's mild, gentle, dependable, and thorough.

Above all, because it's a correctly timed laxative that takes six to eight hours to be effective. Therefore it's kind to young systems. One more thing, mother. The pirates' slacks is just as good for the grown-ups as for the children.

So the next time you pass your drugists, stop in for a box of X-lacks, won't you? Ten cents and twenty-five cents a box. The pirates' revenge! Spanish doubloons! The scull and cross-bones! Treasure Island! Who is not thrilled by stories of the pirates of the Spanish man?

No matter what sins they committed, these pirates were reckless, glamorous figures, even in the days when they infested the Caribbean. Listen to the story of Jean-Lafite, the pirate, and clay-borne governor of Louisiana. New Orleans, not long after the Louisiana purchase.

Jean-Lafite, traffic's in stolen goods, and has a fleet of pirate vessels to do his bidding. But owns a blacksmith shop as a blind to cover his dishonest schemes. Governor Clay-borne is indignant. I tell you something must be done about John and the feet.