3x-xx-xx ep053 The Wolf Month

The makers of XLACS, the original chocolate adlaxadea present strange as it seems. If you're overheated from exercise, you don't step into an ice-cold shower instantly, you don't step from a warm room into an icy winter blast, you don't leap from sleep into violent activity.

You work up to it gradually, without any shock. Well, this same principle applies to taking a laxative. X-lax is kind to your system because it's a correctly timed laxative. It takes from six to eight hours to be effective.

And for that very reason, it's mild and gentle. X-lax is not only kind to your system, but it is kind to your taste too. It tastes just like delicious chocolate. Try X-lax, won't you? And find out for yourself how gentle, gradual, yet thoroughly effective, The laxatives can be. The wolf month. Some people feel that the wolf is always at the door.

But back in early Anglo-Saxon days in England, there was one month of the year when the wolf was actually at the door. Listen, you little... The wolves... they're coming into the village tonight. Oh, Leo, I'm frightened. Last year they stole us on a pier the weaver. I'm afraid they'll steal our little one.

How can they do that, Christon? He's asleep before us. They cannot unlatch the buried door. I hear them, sir. I hear them coming. Oh, it's bitter cold. Could we not have a few faggots on the fire?

I dare not go outside. When it is freezing like this, the wolves have more courage than I have. Oh, why have they always become during this month, Neil? No, I suppose. Because there is no food in the forest.