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3x-xx-xx ep063 The Neck Verse

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The makers of X-Lax, the original chocolate at Laxaday, present strange as it seems. Lost, one sunny disposition, lost right in her own home. Mothers have the lovable disposition. Family offers reward for recovery of fame.

This is the time of year when many a sunny disposition clouds up. Maybe it's that thing called spring fever. Maybe it's just that a Laxaday is needed. That's it, and it so often is, start the season right with a right laxative.

Your old friend, X-Lax. Why X-Lax? For these very good reasons. First, it's mild, gentle. Second, with all its gentleness, it is completely effective. Third, it's such an easy laxative to take. It tastes just like delicious chocolate.

And last and most important, X-Lax is correctly timed. It takes from six to eight hours to be effective. Therefore, it is kind to your system. Step into the nearest drug store right away and get your box of X-Likes.

Only 10 cents a box or there's the still more thrifty family size and that's a quarter. The neck verse. Did you know that once upon a time a man could be released from a death sentence?

If he could read back in English medieval times down in the dungeon of Newgate Prison, A condemned man is whispering with a girl who has come to visit him. Quick, Harry, you must learn the words for Nick first now, or it will be too late.

You'd best leave him, Margaret. No, I won't leave. If you die, I die with you. I deserve to die according to the judges. Everyone knows I killed John Haughty because he was the foulest rogue in London, but I killed him.

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