3x-xx-xx ep078 The Worthless Winner

The makers of X-Black, the original chocolate laxatives, resent, strain as it seems. Just suppose for a minute that we're at an airport. Somebody says, here comes the Chicago ship. And there it is, a little silver spec getting bigger by the second.

Then it settles to worst in an easy, gentle role. That's skillful handling for you. A perfect example of correct timing. Now, you may not fly a plane, but there is one place in your life where this same correct timing is vitally important to you.

And that is in your choice of electricity. You should choose one that's easy, gentle, correctly timed. X-lax, the chocolate-laxity, for instance, takes six to eight hours to be effective. That means it's gradual, kind to your system.

Yet for all its smoothness, you'll find X-Laks as thorough as any likes to do. And the flavor of X-Laks. Why it's just like rich, delicious chocolate. No wonder children never have to be urged to take X-Laks.

No wonder the grown-ups like it equally well. You can get your box of X-Laks in 10 cent and 25 cent sizes at any drug store. The worthless winner! December 17th, 1934. The Grand Stand With The Race Track at Charleston, West Virginia.

Oh, he looks like a look, but I can't tell! It's time to make the believe! Number eight one.

What horse is that, Joe? Number eight is Sweet Best. Sweet Best. Say, take a look. Sweet Best the One, but nobody bet on her! What? No, what he bet on her, not even one person.

No, by golly they didn't. Boy, Sweet Bessel would have paid over $1,300 if anyone had fed on her. Oh, gosh, what a break. If only I'd have put a bet on her. I'd be fixed for a year, and I thought it was poor business up at on a long shot.