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3x-xx-xx ep073 Hot Money

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The makers of X-Lax, the original chocolateed laxative, present, strange as it seemed. I want to ask you a question. How many of you ladies can remember the gay 90s? Gay indeed with bustles squeezed in wastes and high bicycles.

Amusing relics of a bygone day. But not so amusing was that old-fashioned concoction the family laxative. Strangely enough there are people today who go back to the gay 90s and bravely swallow some awful medicine when they need a laxative. Now that's downright silly. The modern laxative, x-lax is not only mild and gentle, but delicious to take, because it tastes just like your favorite

chocolate. Furthermore, x-lax is as thorough as any laxative you should take. But because it's correctly timed and takes six to eight hours to be effective, x-lax is kind to your system. So try this modern, reliable corrective. Give it to anyone in your family when they They need a laxative.

Ex-lax costs so little. Just $0.10 at any drug store or $0.25 for the money-saving family side. Money. Suppose we listened into a conversation which took place last year in the photo engraving and print shop of San Quentin Penitentiary.

See, Jack? Yeah. See what I got here. I'm 10-0. Yeah. In the first time I ever seen one. I was just thinking. It would be sort of interesting to see if we could copy it.

We can make it engraving. Suppose you know that's counterfeiting. Sure, I know it's counterfeiting. Nobody has to know we're doing it. One engraving looks just like another from a distance. No. We'd better get a couple of the gang to work on it too.

Why? Those of you who look as if the two were served to some monkey business. Well, maybe. Might as well learn some sort of a trade, huh? It wouldn't be much use to me. I'm a lifer.

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