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3x-xx-xx ep026 The Devil Tracks Of Devonshire

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The makers of X-Lacks present Strange as it seems. Before we begin tonight's Strange Adventures, the Devil Tracks of Devonshire and the Strange Story of Anthem, we want to read an open letter to Mr. John J. Millionaire.

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Your watch is imported from Switzerland. Well, you're a millionaire and you live like one. Only the best is good enough for you. But dear sir, there's one little accessory to pleasant living that you just can't spend more than a dime for to get the best.

You couldn't buy a finer laxative than X-Lax no matter what you spent. You couldn't buy one that's milder or gentler, or more thoroughly effective or more pleasant to take. X-Lax is made with scrupulous care by men who know how.

They've been making X-Lax for 28 years. And it's the world's favorite. More people use X-Lax than any other brand. 46 million boxes were bought last year in America alone. So, thank you for your kind attention.

And now, on with the show. The Devil Cracks of Devonshire. February 8, 1855, heavy snow has fallen all night in the English County of Devonshire. All along the coast of England from Torquey to Exma, the distance of a hundred miles, the storm has not abated.

Wind was enclosed, doors are bolted. It is well you country folk of Devonshire, and you bolt your doors. All the devil walks abroad tonight. In the cottage of Giles-Hobson, the first streets of dawn appear on the wooden floor.

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