3x-xx-xx ep029 Horse Flies That Made History

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For three days, Thomas Jefferson has been arguing with the members the Continental Congress over his proposed exploration of independence. Everything seems to be wrong with it. Of divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

Well, gentlemen, I'm ready the whole thing. Mr. Herrzen, what do you think of it? Mr. Jefferson, there's but one word in this paper that are cruel and that is the word conga. Mr. Dennis, I think it's unwise to apply the words, unfeeling brethren to the people of England.