3x-xx-xx ep020 Stories About the Oregon Trail

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Tonight, you will hear about the Oregon Trail and the absent-minded President and something you may never have known before about a famous Queen. And may we tell you something you may never have known before about a famous product, meaning of course, X-Lax.

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The Oregon Trail. We're on a huge airliner, one clear day, 5,000 feet in the air. the Isle old Mr. Truett from San Francisco is making his first transcontinental flight across the United States. The stewardess comes up to him.

Yes, I am young lady. Yes, I've been saving money for three years to make this trip. I've gone to the Covey Wagon train to automobile and now here's your ship. Covey Wagon really? I went across in 1856.

1856? But I don't know. Well, I've been 89 years old. 89? Yes, I went across and I was ten years old. I'm on pause going door again to take the claim. Mr. Truett, then you went on the organ trail?