3x-xx-xx ep014 The Self-Appointed Record Breaker

Let's tell for pointed record breaker. George B. Kultepper, a Fort Valley Dodger, is certainly a record breaker. And what's more, he's proud to admit it to the world. In his home in Fort Valley, George Kultepper is talking with a friend.

You know Hank, I've been reading these cartoons by John Hicks in the papers, and I'm going to write to him tonight about myself. Oh, you mean about all them eggs yet? Sure, but that's not all I'm going to write about.

No, sir, re. No, what else, George? Well, first of all, my whole family has held all sorts of records. My brother, he holds a record for preaching more sermons than any living man. Oh, yes?

My mother, she drank less water than anybody else, and she lived to be eighty-three. By golly if she ever did drink any water, we always knew Ma was sick. Is that right? Yes sir. And now here I come along and I clean the record of eating 36,000 eggs in 50 years.

How about that, on record George? Yes sir. Just think how many chickens there would have been in half of them 36,000 aged in Set-apart. Why, all them chickens and eggs would have made up pyramid as high as the Woolworth would have been.

My golly-hank, you show got a mine for figures. Oh, I come for that, natural. Always was a one for a figrin and a figrin. You know, maybe you ought to write that letter to Higgs tonight.

That's what I'm going to do. Why, say, I've got more records than that. What other records you've got? I've wrapped myself around nearly 7,000 rows of bread in 25 years. So loafy! And the biggest record of all, I've been married for 37 years.