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3x-xx-xx ep011 The Elephant Who Ran A Zoo

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The elephant who ran a zoo. At the Forest Park Zoo in Fort Worth, Texas, they was one of the most unusual elephants in the world. Let's give him some peanuts.

Okay. Er, look, see the sign? Queen Tut. Well, hello there, Queen Tut. How does it feel to be out of your tomb? Look, she's coming over here. Gosh, I'm afraid. Look at that trunk. She could do plenty with that.

Oh, she won't hurt you. Look, here she is. Aw, the cute thing. She put her trunk right there. Okay, here, Queen Tut. Aw, the cute thing. Look, she put it in her mouth. Isn't she darling?

Darling? What a word to use for an elephant. Well, she is. Say, isn't she acting sort of queer as if she was listening to something? to something. Maybe she's got indigestion. She's going away again. Hello there. Say, were you feeding that elephant peanuts? Oh, hello. She was so cute putting her tongue out there and everything. Oh, she's spoiled. She don't deserve any peanuts. I'm sorry,

Mr.. Eleventh is the easily spoiled. You've got to be careful. Mr. Keeper, why is she acting So funny. Look at her way over there. Oh, I hope she hasn't said. Wait a minute. Wait. Oh, I know what's going to happen. Listen.

Listen again. If she whistles, the hat. Good old Queen Duck. She's always on time. Hey, what is this anyhow? Well, she always trumpets at seven in the morning. 12 noon and 5.30 in the afternoon.

No, it's getting so weak and said I'll watch his bio. Well, I'll be up. Well, I've been here ten years, mister. She's done it ever since I knew her. Hm, regular alarm clock. Givin' that marvel? I wish I had a nail open.

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