Lolita

Yes, Byron. Story Lady, we've had trouble about this before. Now, did you clear this story with continuity acceptance before airtime? Of course, Byron. Anyway, Lolita lived with her mother and a kind man who was considerably older than her.

A story lady, I don't mean to nag about this, but are you sure? If you don't believe me, just call continuity acceptance yourself and ask for the new executive in charge of the show, Mr. Humbert Humbert.

Mr. Humbert Humbert? Oh, yes, you should meet him. He's a very nice man. He gave me a lollipop. Thank you, Story Lady. Be with us next time, boys and girls, when the Story Lady will wait barefoot through a tub of melted marshmallows.