The Fox and the Dog

Why do you hunt me ask the fox? I don't know, replied the dog, and he went on his way pondering the question. In due time he came upon a tiger who pounced upon him. Why do you pounce upon me, asked the dog?

I don't know, replied the tiger, and they both joined a monkey who was eating some green bananas. Uh, is that it? Isn't there any moral story, lady? Well, what do you want? A story and a moral? This is a low-budget show.

Well, a hound dog that asks questions, a tiger that eats bananas with a monkey? A symbolism Byron. Symbolism. But that story is completely incomprehensible. So what? It works for the art films. Stick with me Byron, and in a few months we'll be through with these two bit radio shows.

Whatever you say, story lady. Be sure to tune in next time, boys and girls, when the story lady tells us about the Swedish milkmaid and her experiments with existentialism and the normal gravity.