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Robin Hood

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Once upon a time in Old England, there was a man who loved to steal from the rich and give to the poor. His name was Robin Hood, and he ran around with a band of outlaws in Sherwood Forest.

His chief enemy, the sheriff of Nottingham, one day decided to hold a big archery contest. So Robin Hood, wanting to win the prize money, entered the contest, cleverly disguised as Errol Flynn. In no time, all the archers but two were eliminated.

The two were Robin Hood and the Cheris Man, Sir Dwayne. Sir Dwayne shot first and got a perfect bullseye. Then Robin Hood took careful aim and let fly his arrow, which split Sir Dwayne's arrow right in half.

Not the one in the bullseye, but the one still in his quiver. So Sir Dwayne bled a lot and then expired quietly on the village green, leaving Robin with the undisputed winner. Thank you, Story Lady.

Be listening next time, boys and girls, when the Story Lady tells us three interesting questions to ask the cab driver.

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