Three Musketeers

Once upon a time, a long while ago, there were two boys named Bobby and Jimmy, and a little Italian girl named Annette. The two little boys grew up, and nobody ever heard about them again.

But the little girl really grew up and starred in a whole bunch of movie pictures about teenagers and bikini. Soon to... A story lady, I think you're a little confused. Why? What do you mean?

Well, you seem to be talking about three musketeers. Of course I am. What others are there? Well, the three Musketeers were three fellows who ran around in France, sword fighting, drinking wine, and romancing beautiful women.

Well, you don't expect me to talk about three dirty old winos on a children's program, do you? I guess not. Now, can I finish about Bobby, Jimmy, and Annette? I'm sorry, story lady, but we're out of time for today.

Well, I have a nice story about a little girl for next time. That's nice. Be sure and tune in next time, boys and girls, when the story lady will tell a wonderful story about a little girl.

little girl. I call it Lolita.