Christmas Dragnet

This is the season. My name is Wednesday my partner is Frank Jones the cheapest cap and Kellogg December the 24th Christmas Eve They brought in a guy named grudge when I heard what they booked him on my blood ran cold It was a 409-6325-096 704 not believing in Santa Claus 435 p.m.. I was working the holiday watch at a homicide with Frank

Hang up your stocking yet Joe. Yeah, just before I come down you two Frank always do I'm gonna burly just in case I have to work late tonight. Wouldn't want to miss out when Santa Claus comes, you know.

Sure wouldn't be a shame. What you gonna do tomorrow, Joe? What you gonna do on Christmas? You got any plans? Nothing much. Why don't you come out of the house, Joe? We're gonna have Christmas dinner.

You know, all the trimmings. Turkey, celery stuffing, oysters, maybe, chestnuts. All the trimmings. Cranberry sauce. Love to have you. The mists always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrots sticks. You know, olives, pickles, scallions.

Most folks call them green onions, but they release scallions. Do you ever notice that, Joe? I've noticed what, Frank. How most folks call them green onions but they're really scallions? Scallions. Anytime after two, Joe, love to have you.

Mm-hmm. Well, I'll see. Love to have you. Mm-hmm. Well, I'll see. The missus always fixes the plate of relish with them carrot sticks. You know them little carrot sticks? Mm-hmm. Olives, pickles, scallions. Mm-hmm. Let's not go through that again.

Love to have you. Go through what again, Joe? How most folks call them green onions but they're really scallions? Oh. You noticed that too, huh, Joe? Mm-hmm. Homicide Wednesday. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Smatter, Joe. Smatter, Joe.