Omaha! (commercial)

I have written a story. What city makes over 300 collections of daily mail from 601 street collection boxes? OMA HA! And if you wanted to hit America right smack in the bread basket, where would you hit her?

OMA HA! And what is OMA HA spelled backwards? OMA HA! Everybody? Going to make...

What? Not make the weeny bake. Say, that'd be the day when I'd miss the weenie bacon, Omaha. Gee, what's so hard about Omaha? What? Or you? I'm a stranger in town. Well, listen, stranger in town, you ought to try living here.

It is very likely put the roses back in your cheeks. Listen, when I want any roses in my cheeks, I'll let you know. Besides, what have they got an Omaha? What have they got an Omaha?

Omaha! What have they got an Omaha that they haven't got in other cities? These take on happier people Look at those happy people Happier calls they live in Omaha What do you see in Omaha?

Let you never see another city You see whistling people Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo Whistling calls they live in Omaha Can out a long make up the worst best beat And shoot they got the prettiest girls to boot them You can join Axe Arbin by!

That's the brass go backwards boy What did I do in Omaha? Well that I never did in other cities I just settled down here Brother they got some town here Take it from me you'd love to stay And send your pay and make some hay And fall and fall Yeah but that's not what I meant

I mean, they must have something else in Omaha, besides what you mentioned, some special... As a matter of fact! Hi, bear! Hello, you little minks! Penny for your thoughts? Well, I was just wondering what sort of special...