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Nuttin' for Christmas

Song · Stan Freberg & Yogi Yorgesson · 1952 · 2 min · 243 words

The transcript of “Nuttin' for Christmas”, an episode of Stan Freberg & Yogi Yorgesson from 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Stan Freberg & Yogi Yorgesson free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I broke my bat on Johnny's head. Somebody snitched on me. I hit a frog in sister's bed. Somebody snitched on me. I spelled some ink on Mommy's rug. I made Tommy eat a buck. Bought some gum with a pen-niece slug.

Somebody snitched on me. So, for Christmas, say, Mommy and Daddy are meant for Christmas. Cause I eat the- I put a tack on teacher's chair. Somebody snitched on me. I tied and not in Susie's hair Suck!

Me! I did a dance on Mummy's plants Climbed a tree and tore my pants Felt a sugar bowl with ants Somebody snitched on me Oh, Daddy! Somebody snitched on me He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me

Next year I'll be going straight Next year I'll be going just wait I'd start now but it's too late Somebody... Who's that coming down the chimney with a bag of re-shoulder. It's him, it's him, I thought he wasn't coming.

Where's the silverware, little boy? In a dining room like I told you. And a jewelry? Same place as last time, how about my cut? The usual. The usual. Join me on the chorus, OK? Why not?

I'm dead, dead, nothing fuck with smacks. Mommy and daddy are mad. I'm dead, dead, nothing fuck with smacks. I ain't been nothing but bad Have a good season, excellent! Chuck, he sticks the one he's gonna play in a show, but I'm b-

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