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Teenage Brain Surgeon

Song · Spike Jones · October 7, 2026 · 2 min · 194 words

The transcript of “Teenage Brain Surgeon”, an episode of Spike Jones first broadcast October 7, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Spike Jones free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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As out of grade school at six, high school at eight, college at ten and a half, and after three years premed, I was the head, doctor of brain surgery, eating I'd pause. Titan the gauze

Wait for applause While my patience laughed History, poly, V.S. me They were insetches over me I was a teenage brain surgeon A teenage brain surgeon An octop, fractured brain surgeon The sharpest operator in town While the other kids were digging Dick Clark from coast to coast I was a digging doctor killed there

Like man, you know the most Even when I was in great school I had that medical book I never got nasty appendix Whenever I open the book, The voices, Sutra, Sutra, and a state.

Whenever I went out dancing, To make my night complete, I brought along my stethas, Oh man, you hear the wildest beat. One night the band was playing, I've got you under my skin, I stared a fella half to death, When I said, may I cut him?

I was a teenage brain surgeon, a teenage brain surgeon, a rockin' rollin' brain surgeon, the sharpest operator in time!

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