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Captain Hacketts Planetoid

Space Patrol · May 8, 1954 · 29 min · 4,298 words

The transcript of “Captain Hacketts Planetoid”, an episode of Space Patrol first broadcast May 8, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Space Patrol plays Space Patrol free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Nice checks and fleet checks! The bite-size cereals and the red and white trick-award packages present Space Patrol! High adventure in the wild-ass features of space, missions of daring in the name of interplanetary adjustments. Travel into the future with one furry commander in chief of the Space Patrol!

In today's Transcribed Space Patrol adventure, Buzz and Happy are in their spacesuits, examining some mining equipment on a small planetoid. Looks at things old Captain Hackers are ship! Hackers must have seemed aboard. What does he think that'll fit him? All we have to do is space it on Saturn.

Captain, listen! All station to my death! We'll return in just a moment with today's exciting Space Patrol adventure, Captain Hackers' Hatter Toy! Rocket's away, Captain! Here it comes! Smokin' rockets! This pocket-sized cosmic rocket launcher sure is terrific!

A rocket with a miniature snack-on-scout car, real neat! No wonder everybody wants one! And bribed-half of space-metrollers wait till you try out your own swelled cosmic rocket launcher. Lots of fun, plenty of action. Just press the trigger and WOOM! Watch it zoom down that mylon cord!

Wham! Hit the target and bang down goes the scout car! Right, you've batted yourself in the trigger of its stainless steel launching gun. It travels down 33 feet of special nylon cords. And it on long trips or short hops.

Launch it solo, we're with one of your pals! Launch it over and over and over and over. The rocket and its snap-on double-necked scout car are specially constructed of slick, durable plastic. Weatherproof and shatterproof plastic and keen looking colors red and yellow.

Okay, Captain, tell the Space Patrolers how they can get a cosmic rocket launcher. Go ahead, that's an order! Ah! Yes, sir. Just send the rice checks or wheat-checked box-top, or send the special premium panel from the side of an S-Lease Quick Cam or the lid, together with your name and address in 25 cents in coin,

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