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The Martian Masquerade

Space Patrol · January 23, 1954 · 29 min · 5,120 words

The transcript of “The Martian Masquerade”, an episode of Space Patrol first broadcast January 23, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Space Patrol plays Space Patrol free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Instant Wollstone and regular Wollstone, the hot hole wheat cereals in the red and white checkerboard packages present Space Patrol! High adventure in the wild vast reaches of space, missions of daring in the name of interplanetary justice, travel into the future with Buzz Purry, Commander in Chief of the Space Patrol!

In today's Transcribed Space Patrol adventure, Buzz and Happy are on the planet Mars, searching for Carol in an underground storage room filled with ancient, musty books. Suddenly, a sound that's more than a sound presses down upon them. Commander, my head hurts. So does mine.

I can hardly stand it. What's causing it, sir? Alphasonic vibrations. Yeah, but where are they coming from? From the resonator up near the ceiling. The vibrations kill insects that attack the old documents. What'll it do to us? If we can't shut off that resonator, we'll meet the same fate as the insects. We'll

return in just a moment with today's exciting Space Patrol adventure, the Martian Mascarae! Time's up, Space Patrolers! This is the last call for the terrific Manoview Outer Space Helmet! Yes, this is the last week we can tell you how to get one. So, fire rockets!

And get going, because I don't want any of you to miss out on the fun you can have with an Outer Space Helmet! Now, just think, you can go off on imaginary trips anywhere on the universe through the eyes of that one way I plate. You can see everything clearly but strange and different. A real space man's eye view. And with your helmet on, you'll

look like an honest-to-goodness space man too. It's a hot high, it slips over your head, rests on your shoulders, covers up your entire head. And that one way I plate is like magic. It lets you see out, but nobody, nobody can see in. Nobody can tell who you are. And what's Or it's got real-looking oxygen tanks, breathing tubes, and a crackling red and black lightning

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