The Wistful Wizard of Neptunes Moon

Instant, Wollstone, and regular Wollstone, the hot-full wheat cereals in the red and white trek-award packages present Space Patrol! High adventure in the wild vast beaches of space, visions of daring in the name of interplanetary justice, travel into the future with funs, gory, commander in chief of the Space Patrol!

In today's Transcribed Space Patrol adventure, buzz and happy, helpless from the effects of a paralyzed array are in a lab ship up beyond the Jupiter orbit. He sure gave us a stiff charge with that ray, Commander.

It isn't even beginning to wear off. Yes, and every second we lie here, Rinker and Betts are getting farther away. What's that? That equipment over there. The equipment? But I disconnected it. Rinker must have hooked it up again.

The electrical charge builds up this whole lab ship will be blown to pieces. We'll return in just a moment that today's exciting space patrol adventure. Oh, wistful wizard of Neptune's moon! Control, prepare for invasion!

Prepare for invasion! Hey, stop the whistle, stop the bells! Hold everything, that's no invasion! That's a gang of space performers trying out their new Monoview outer space helmets! This is Captain Dick Two Bells Space photographers, right here to tell you all about the new and sensational Monoview outer space helmet.

The terrific helmet all of you can have for your very own. A whole foot high. It's got a sensational one way I plate that you can see out of, but nobody can see you. And when you look out that magic stratoviewer, it's just like looking out at another planet.

Everything has a strange and weird purple glow. It's built for real space performers, too. It has two full-sized, real-for-sure-looking oxygen tanks and tubes printed on, and a gleaming, lightning-plash hood. Now, just think of the fun you can have with a man of you outer space helmet of your very own.