Levi's (commercial)

If you take the stretch out of a parent's stretch, Levi's you have a pile of dupon nylon 25% high. And if you take the stretch out of 724 pairs of Levi's you have one, a circus tent, two, a parachute, three, a very large nylon head, four, a bank to run your house, five, something to put all the bubbles you'll ever come from winning in, six, a bank to put all your fees and girls and broccoli, never break, never break, never break, never break, never break.

And the West Coast natural gas stretches things a bit.