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Commercial · The Night Shift shorts · 1986 · 1 min · 291 words
The transcript of “Raiders of the Living Dead Trailer”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts from 1986. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Burned him a little. You had me worried. One murder was enough. It's the most unusual horror movie of the year. Raiders of the Living Dead. You've been spending too much time with your experiments. You've got to forget these fantasies and get out in the real world.
Is that what you call it with all these creeps running around? Does he wear you cooking up in your lab? A new death right. I want to rule this block. Grandfathers are people who have to. I don't know where he thinks of them all.
I don't mind donating my video player to science, but I'd hate to see it get hurt with it. No, I don't get hurt. This is really great. You see, the voltage is multiplied here and produces the laser beam in this part of the circuit.
Warning, high voltage. Removal of cover exposes hazardous voltages. The kid from the toy is growing up and he's made a laser gun from a video player. Last guy who went poking around out there didn't come back.
When zombies start taking over the town and the kids got the only protection, watch out. Maybe I can save them. It goes nothing. When the going gets tough, the tough get armed, and the wimps are eaten for lunch.
Shoot! Shoot them! They're back from the dead, and they don't eat potato salad. Come on, what are you waiting for? Doesn't work. Let's go! It's the legions of the undead, out of their graves and hungry for a snack.
Raiders of the living dead, this ain't no picnic. Hello, my name is David Richardson and I'm one of the producers on Dark Shadows. I'm sitting here with Catherine Lee Scott and Alex...
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