The Thing With Two Heads Trailer

I want to transplant my head down a healthy body. I think I like to donate my body to science after all. So they transplanted the white head onto the black body. Who would have suspected that neither would care for the idea too much?

What are you guys doing to me? Shut up. Where the rest of you are? We are joined together temporarily. Williams, stop this car immediately. Why don't you shut up? Shut up. Hey, that's telling the man. I should have known your kind stick together.

Will you please stop this impunable machine? Or just shut up. Help! Shut up. You, Doctor. So far so good. Then how much you taking all half the face off of here? Hey, shut down! Man, this car's a real dirt. Could I have a cigarette?

Oh, sure honey. You mean... Are we smoking while I'm eating? Go on! It's okay, Harry. Harry? Pick your head off the window and see if anymore is coming. Raina Land and Rosie Greer has the thing with two heads.

You get some sleep, baby. Why don't you stay here for a little while? It's no use, honey. Maybe when I get used to it. Now you know you got to go.