Kissinger The Great

Once upon a time there was a great magician named Rudolph Kissingar, who had the ability to change his face and even his shape and size at will. And as this great magician wandered the countryside, he would never be the same person twice.

Once he would be a peasant farmer, the next time a great king, then an elf, sometimes even a cow or a horse or a pig. All the other magicians admired and respected the magnificent Kissingar.

day after day they would sit around after their day's work of making magic was done and talk about the marvel of this man who could become anyone else at will and they would say, I wonder who's kissing her now.

Thank you, Story Lady. Be listening next time, boys and girls, when the Story Lady tells us the warm and hot tugging story of the fairy princess who joined the Teamsters Union.