There's Nothing Out There (trailer)

Let me get a straight. It's a house in the woods with four bedrooms, a pine, and nobody else for miles around. Name a horror film. Any horror film. This place is great. Where's the bedrooms?

I don't know if I take a nice stroll down that dirt path into the woods, like tonight. All by myself. I think I said something. And afterwards I can go skinny dipping in the pond.

I'm serious, I was probably nothing. There is something out there. Don't forget I've rented out every single horror film on videotape. He's driving me crazy. There's no need to worry. What are we talking about here?

The secret... Pop out of your stomach when you least expect it? Yes, I think you've seen some of these too. There's no need to fear. There's nothing out there. That's where the rest of the chicken was.

I don't know what to do with this. I don't think there's nothing out there. No, I heard something. Because now I think it's weird. Where's Jim? He's in the other room melting right now. This can't be happening.

You don't know anything about that creature except it, like everyone else hates a mouthful of shaving cream. Ah! This can't be solved. Oh my! You're quick. Nice bikini. This step only happens in movies. So you're saying we're in a movie.

Oh, god. This thing hasn't missed a trick. Controls mind, eats people, reproduces. The things can have itself an origin. It's a fight to go dead with a slimy mutation. That's how I'm speaking.

I see the creature! Give him a bus! No! There's nothing out there. First was a fun vacation. It's too bad we have to go on now. From 20-year-old filmmaker Ralph Kineffi.