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The Return of the Living Dead (trailer)

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In the dark of the night, something strange is going on. That movie, Night of the Living Dead. Sure, they should... Well, say hello.

The dead have risen from the grave. How many did you say? 400. And now the question is, how do we get them back into the ground? Frank! He's got a little problem. Boy, left! Ted right!

No! Ah! I like this job! I'm a suppuzzer. Because technically, you're not alive. Why do you eat people?

Not people. Brains. How do you kill something that's already... Well, I don't want to know, Fred. I don't know everything. It's not a bad question, Bert. In that movie, they destroyed the brain to kill him, is that what they did?

The brain! Right! RINGS! RINGS! RINGS! RINGS! RINGS! RINGS! I hit the brain! Oh! Get it off! Turn it off! Get it off! The military is nervous. I'm with your day. The nerve is all crap.

The police are confused. Send more cops. It worked in the movie! What ain't working now? The movie's right! It's not a bad question, Bert. It's not a bad question. I'm not a bad person. I'm a bad person.

I'm a bad person. I'm a bad person. I'm a bad person. I'm a bad person. It's not a bad quest chipper, it's not a bad quest chipper. It's going to the creepy, crawling fleshy hairs cover the body in the most vile experiment.

Never devised.

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