Transylvania Twist

I doubt you had trouble finding a date on Saturday night. Now don't you go better than to put your hand on someone's shoulder in a spooky place like this? Ah, sorry, I just want to show you something. There are any number of ways of attracting one's attention.

Damn! I hate cheap shots like that. Come on, you gotta check this out. Wrista just discovered something that I... Thank you. Marissa, come forward, you cousin. We want to give you a kiss. Yes, still cousin, come closer.

I want to give you a big wet going light. Gentlemen, can you take it here? Yes, can I be in some service? This place gives me the creeps. Yeah, we like a nest. We got a friend who gets dusted.

Just...