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A Journey to Planet Sanity (trailer)

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Isn't it funny how a knock at your door can change your life forever? Unfortunately that knock had me wearing a pink tutu and running from neo-Nazi skinheads So that's me Blake and this is the old man that got me here Meatly Roy, he's a true believer So you really honestly deep in your heart

Leave it you have to spend money to save yourself from alien abduction Yeah in a certain extent me Blake He's not. Alien, psychics, and ghosts, I'm gonna take this guy across the country and prove to him that this stuff is not real.

Alright, are you guys excited to be here at the UFO Festival? Got on my spaceship this morning and at my latte and I'm here, so we're ready to work it. For instance, anal probing. If the aliens are so advanced, once they've been up one ass, they all the asses are probably gonna look the same.

Kinda dude. If they're so far there. You would have. We do. There's something going on there. Why do I have two ears? Two noses, man. You've got one nose, brother. Your mother was raped by aliens.

Not raped, artificially and seminated. The same way Jesus was born. I had to put, Jesus wasn't an artificial. Wait a minute. Boom! Ha ha ha! Push that life alert button around your neck. No way humans could have done this one.

I thought I thought it was an animal. I thought I used to think. This is how the aviation did that. Yes, I believe it did. I'm certain. This is a real deal. Okay, we're approaching the target area right now.

This is the best part. What do you think he's thinking right about now? I don't know, I think he'd be pretty surprised, at the very least. I don't think surprised is his reaction. Fucking hell!

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