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The transcript of “Universal Horror Trailers”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Dracula. In a moment ago, I stumbled upon a most amazing phenomenon. Something so incredible. I mistrust my own judgement. Dracula, the very mention of the name brings to mind things so evil, so fantastic, so degrading.
You wonder if it isn't all a dream, a nightmare. But no, this is no dream. This is Dracula, the original terrifying story of a miniac, and a man who lived after death, lived on human blood, took the form of a vampire bat, and lured innocent girls to a fate truly worse than death.
Dracula? Oh, what? What the gun do you do? Tell me. It's a lion! It's a lion! When this dead hand moves, the monster created by a man they called Mad is turned loose to strike terror into the hearts of men.
To shock women into uncontrolled hysteria. Elizabeth! Pray upon the innocence of children. This is the story you've heard about, talked about. The spine-tingling, blood-chilling story that stuns your emotions. Frankenstein! Don't touch that! Eternal punishment. Anyone who opens this casket.
The mummy. Is it dead or alive? Human or inhuman? You'll know. You'll see. You'll feel the awful creeping crawling terror that stands your hair on end and brings a scream to your lips. There's nothing on earth like the mummy.
You will not remember what I show you now, and yet I shall awaken memories of love and crime and death. Now I know who is horrible plan. He is going to kill her and make her a living mummy like himself.
Dr. Morocco, in the room ward, has killed your four murders so far this week, and by now perhaps a fifth. Is the only specimen of the Marafayza plant in England? That flower is the only known antidote for werewolfry.
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