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Happy Birthday To Me (trailer, 1981)

Commercial · The Night Shift shorts · 1981 · 71 words

The transcript of “Happy Birthday To Me (trailer, 1981)”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts from 1981. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Young snobs at Crawford High, condescended to come to her birthday party, murdered in the most bizarre ways imaginable. The right they're going, there'll be nobody left to go to her birthday party, alive. Because of the bizarre nature of this birthday party, no one will be seated during the last 10 minutes of happy birthday to me.

Pray, you're not invited. Rated R, coming soon to a theater near you.

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