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The transcript of “I Wanna Scare Myself”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Please, oh, rise, cover your eyes, little buddy beware, a twitchin' and itchin' to scare! Myselves! Unstakable, spookable, awful, unluckable, scallop, but ghosties and goabobes galore! What if they find you, or look out behind you, a terrible, ticker-tyed roar?
That would be me! I wanna scare myself, and everyone else! The silly and chilly old Willys will rise, cover your eyes, little buddy beware, a twitchin' and itchin' to scare! Myselves! Now, tickers I figure make scares even bigger. They dress up in scream. Who am I? Can you guess?
And tricks always happen when ghosts are a flappin' and tricks are what tickers like best. I wanna scare myself and everyone else. The silly and chill-y old boy's eyes. Cover you guys little body beware. Put you in an itch and to scare myself.
Ho ho ho ho! And go better. Oh by the way, boo.
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