The Emperor's New Clothes (story)

thought of nothing but new clothes. One day, a tailor told the emperor that he could make beautiful clothes for him, that stupid people would not be able to see. The tailor then collected a bunch of money and only pretended to make clothes for the emperor.

When the make-believe clothes were finished, the emperor put them on and paraded through the city, and everybody pretended that they could see the clothes, except for one person, Hugh Hefner, who asked the emperor to be the playmate of the month, which he agreed to and enjoyed very much, except for the staples in his tummy, which hurt a lot.

Thank you, Story Lady. Next time, boys and girls, the Story Lady will tell us how to check and raise when playing Stud Poker.