Death Race 2050 (trailer)

A fat ass all day, and one in the smoothly greatest, the sporting event of the man. Welcome, welcome. To the Death Race. Ready for one last dance. Moments away from the starting gun. A racer is scored on total time and combined pedestrian fatalities.

With 10 points for an adult, double that for a child, and a whopping 50 points for the senior set. This year, cutting edge technology from UCA puts you, the whole viewer in the passenger seat, in stunning virtual reality.

They cut my feet. What about Frankenstein? I think Frankenstein will be extinct tomorrow. Be ready. Let's score these fuckers. What? Yeah?

I say those points get flipped right down the middle. What is wrong with that?! By the way, just for the record...