The Adventures of Tom Thumb

Time there was a little tiny boy named Tom Thumb, who was so tiny that even the smallest people looked down on him. Well, Tom didn't like this one little bit, so he decided to run away.

He took a job for a while, punching holes in lifesavers, but he was fired when they found out he was getting high on the peppermint. This didn't stop Tom, though. He went right back to work, dressing Barbie dolls.

By this time he was ready to give up work and become a hippie. So he grew a mustache, but someone mistook him for a toothbrush, and he died from an overdose of fluoride. Thank you, Story Lady.

Be with us next time, boys and girls. When the story lady tells us of the little Dutch girl who tried to do it to a single woman.