The Story Lady is Late

Time now for another visit with a story lady. Hello children. Today we're going to hear the story of the frog prince. Once upon a time there was a prince who was changed into a frog by a wicked witch.

Am I late? Well you weren't here so I started telling the story myself. Look, I got hung up in traffic and give me the script. No, I like being story lady. You get away from that microphone and I'll break your life.

One day, many years later, a princess and I... I... Wait, we're out of time! Jimmy, that's crackle! Ooh! Be with us next time, boys and girls, when a story lady will tell you what to do when a soul and battery charges are pressed against you.

Oh, yeah, that's crackle! You dirty... Thank you. I've been standing there for centuries. Yes, I...