Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (trailer)

This is Jeffy. He's so full of fun. This is Amya. Isn't she just the sweetest thing? And this is their new friend, Smedley. They're giving him a party. It is coming out party. Oh, the children are having such fun there. Laughing and laughing, and it all began here.

One foggy winter evening. Hi, 1971. Huh. You ought to be right. It's part of time. It's the shank of the evening. My friend, Orville, and I are having cocktails in ten minutes at my island cottage.

Alan, you're not really gonna take that thing back to the cottage. Hi, Alan. Take this body. Yeah, welcome to it. You deserve everything you're getting. There's no business like show business like... And I think we may get even closer.

I'm gonna take your scraps and feed them to my dock. Well, that's all right. Just keep a stiff upper lid. Oh yes, they had such a wonderful time. They laughed and laughed and laughed. Decades and novels framed, swapped in.

Then they screamed and screamed. The children had such a lovely time.

It's too bad. Nobody ever told them. Children shouldn't play with... Dead thing.