The Toxic Avenger (trailer)

A throat! They teased him! I wanna do it with you, okay? They taunted him. They tormented him until he had a horrifying accident and fell into a vat of nuclear waste. Aha! Transforming little mountain into a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength.

Ohhhhhh! Melvin became the Tossack Avenger. The first superhero born out of nuclear waste. Yes, the muggers and the rapists didn't know what law and order was until the Tossack Avenger came to town. Holy shit!

What? I don't know what it was but go to save my life. Hey everybody! Drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out! The vandals and the purgards had their way with the little people of Trumaville until the toxic avenger ripped them apart.

The toxic avenger. His face is so terrifying. We can't show it to you now. You'll have to see the movie for yourself. The toxic avenger can bend steel with his bare hands. We're only kidding.

Get it! Leaps small cars in a single bound. He crushes drug pushers. Fashes hit and run drivers. And gives all criminals their just desserts. Toxic Avenger. It was a hero.

He's a hero. He's a fighter, the lover. Well, now I'm in a beautiful house. Oh, the good citizens love him. The fat and corrupt hate him. Show that message, we can kill him! Yeah? Will he survive?

For incredible explosive action you must see. The toxic Avenger! He's a different kind of hero. Toxic Avenger is coming to your turn. Look out.

Will I sell the thing? Coming out of the sky I've heard a one long horn, and one big eye