House of Dark Shadows (radio spot)

Look at those trees. How lovely they look reflected in the sunlight. Barnabas, I'd love to be with you. Keep a way of looking at things. It's if they were completely new to you. You've never seen them before.

Some people live in boxes all their lives. You know, I feel I'm beginning a whole new life. And you're responsible for that life. I can't tell you how exciting it is to be with you.

Bonnebous Collins, Vampire, takes a bride, in a bizarre act of unnatural love. Ose of dark shadows from MGM, come see how the vampires. It'd be all ages for an old guidance. It could be true, you know.

There could actually be a man named Barnabas, Collins, and he could actually be a real... AHHH! AHH! Ose of dark shadows from MGM see how the vampires... Oh, hey, the GP, all ages for ample guidance.