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I'm In Love With You

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The transcript of “I'm In Love With You”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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If you fight and not cause any fuss, we are elegant ghosts of invisible size, and we'll go to your door. The principal item we'd like to discuss, we want you to want to be hard to find.

Hello everybody. If you like serenades from irresistible ghosts, if you like to visit with mysterious celebrities, and win wonderful prizes for guessing their names, Then you'll have a good time with my friends and me in our haunted house of songs.

Folks, in a few minutes, Mr. Memory is going to play a recording with a legendary celebrity, a famous character who is not living. If you think you can identify Mr. Memory's mysterious house guest, listen closely to the easy rules given later.

Rules to help you become one of tonight's three lucky winners. The first prize winner will receive a truly magnificent award. And the other two prizes are just about as great. So put on your thinking caps and get your pencils ready while I send my harmonizing ghosts off to haunt a special party.

Boys, there's a young veteran, a war amputee, convalescing in a hospital up in Seattle, Washington. The young man's name is Private First Class Joe Wellington. And some of his pals in the same ward want Joe to have a sample of your best haunting.

I'm in love with you. I could be so true, true, true, true. To someone like you, you. What you ought to do? Take me in your arms, let me cling to you, you each other.

Sure as heavens above, for each other. You have no one like you, you could make my dreams come true. If you say you love me, you somebody just like you. What you ought to do, take me in your arm, let me cling to you.

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