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The transcript of “Hilarious 1970s Horror Movie Trailers”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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of cotton is Baron Frankenstein. The scientist who dared to create a monster. Sarah Bay is Lady Frankenstein. She's beautiful. She's evil. And she'll do anything for love. She creates a new, more terrifying monster. And only the monster she creates can satisfy her strange desires. No man can escape her web of terror.
There has never been a movie like Lady Frankenstein. Something unspeakable evil is living in this house. Like a lady! Tonight, it must die. I put in a request to have Megalay the exercise. Beyond the darkness.
Don't let me know. A picture that will leave you spellbound. Beyond the darkness. Look into demonic possession. George, you can help me, George. Take me away from here. Googled all.
Step inside. You can take a gleam. And every certain little girl, one night, on the devil, the night child.
Wait a dah. An evil returns her life into a bloody nightmare. The legend of the wolf woman. Now, you can see down yellow's reincarnation in a true story so brutal, so horrifying, That was kept from the public for over a century, the legend of the wolf woman, Rhaedadar.
This man's name is John Austin Frazier. He lived in Chicago, Illinois. He now resides at the state medical hospital. We are saddened to tell you that this tragic condition was brought on when Mr. Frazier attended the world premiere of our triple nightmare of horror program, orgy, of the living dead.
Since this tragic event, the producers of the program have secured an insurance policy, assuring the sanity of each and every paper. The policy states that in the event you lose your mind as a result of viewing this explosion of terror, you will be provided with free internment and asylum for the rest of your natural life.
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