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Troll at the General Meeting

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This is a very special day. It's time to do things a special way. Everyone has come to the meeting place where Trollo, attention, attention, I'm Troll. It's time for the general meeting.

That's when everyone meets together because we like to meet together and have fun. Here comes little elf. Hear him. Later again. Where's everybody? We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here.

You're where? Hurry up. They're over there. Oh. Oh hi, troll. Where's over there? It's here. The ghosts and goblins and gremlins and elves are holding a general meeting with the giants and gnomes and the trolls themselves.

They begin with the strangest greeting. Attention everybody. Let's begin this meeting. Oh man! Wow! It's scary. Very. Troll has a game for us to do. I didn't know trolls played games. Did you? Of course we play games.

Says the old troll vexed as he pulls up a chair and sits down next to the ghosts in gumlins and goblins and elves, who are doing their best to behave themselves and listen. Here is the game we'll let troll explain.

First things first, count with me. One, two, three. Do you remember the magic word? Zoppel D D! Right, Zoppel D D! That's a pretty good way for a troll to say, listen to me. Now on to four, four, five, six. Everybody all set? Hickoldy picks? That's troll talk first.

Stand up and be quick about it. Right, so you'd better stand up. Are you ready? Now you step Side to side You swing and you sway Side to side You swing and you sway Side to side You swing and you swing Side to side You swing and you sway That's just one way trolls play

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