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The transcript of “Halloween Radio Jingle 337”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Apples the double as disposable shammers, A few dust bunnies and some rusty nuts. Amster pellets and Reese's lung butter cups? Some Halloween candy sure does the trick! Mint pocket wind test, Mr. Salt Lake! Grandma's expired mets from when she was sick.
Gummy erasers!
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