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Halloween Radio.net (station jingle)

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A wife, a home I own, a normal life. I'm honest, friendly, and sincere. Except once a year. I'm a regular fella. With a 401k. I'd like March, January, June, and May. I've got my health, a fancy car.

I like to golf. He would shot par. I'm cool, it's smart, and on the ball. Except in the fall. In the fall, I'm a fella.

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