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The Richest Guy In The Graveyard

Song · The Night Shift shorts · 1947 · 3 min · 230 words

The transcript of “The Richest Guy In The Graveyard”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts from 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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This morning was a fine sunny day I said daddy please stay but he had to run away cause he was busy busy making lots of gold so I told him better have some fun before your room. You will be the richest guy of your money in the bag.

At its cat who struts you will have yourself to thank. Now what's the good of Ernie? With no time for spending. You know you're simply headed for a horizontal ending. The richest guy in the graveyard So daddy won't you please slow down You climb the golden gate to the graveyard That gate is not so great

You'll be the sleepiest creep who's 6 p.p You'll find it out too late I can't imagine how you can be a good lover Or wrapped around in brown With a five-light cover So take my tip and don't work on Then you'll delay that graveyard drive You will be the richest guy in the graveyard

Not just you waiting to see You will be the gornest girl in the Too-Soo Oh, you used to be I'd rather be found on a plop house there Than down in the ground With dirt on my head You'll be the richest guy in the grave So daddy won't you hear my plea Do me a favor and please make I'll go ill to me

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