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Abercrombie Had A Zombie

Song · The Night Shift shorts · 1940 · 3 min · 196 words

The transcript of “Abercrombie Had A Zombie”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts from 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The once-a-meakin' quiet Ever-crumby was a hero, Tash

All you'd never think you'd start a ride Then ever-crumby had a zombie Ever-crumby never stole a handsome Ever-crumby never did a phone Never thought of crawling through a transom Then Amber Crumbie had a zombie Man, shit, he never passed a stop He never danced a cop He never drove a car Into the answer bar

He didn't try to wait In the aquacade He was just a n***a I'm afraid but Like that other famous sinner Amber Crumbie made his water new He's the man who never came to dinner Cause Amber Crumby had a zombie Or was it true, give me a zombie or something A double word Past a stop, he never says to come

He never drove a car into the a** bar He never tried to wait in the aqua cage Justin Enke, I'm afraid I'm afraid but like that other famous sinner Apple crumby made his water boo He's the man who didn't come to dinner Cause Apple crumby had a zombie What was it to? What was it three or four

Or five or six? Get it Mr. Apple crumby

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