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Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1974 · 1 min · 213 words
The transcript of “Gilligan (commercial, 1974)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1974. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
Machine transcript (may contain errors).
When the firm of Hanegan, Flanagan, Flanagan, Mulligan, and Finnegan merged with Gilligan, Brannigan, Coligan, and Logan. They had a problem. After you, Mr. Hanegan? No. After you, Mr. Brannigan. Even though they had a big new name, they had a very small office. Too small for a copier with an automatic sorter.
Flanagan, Mulligan, Finnegan, Gilligan, Flanagan, Coligan, and Logan. Hinegan, Flanagan, Mulligan, Finnegan, Gilligan, Brannigan, Coligan, and Logan. Or was that Gilligan? Then Xerox came out with their 3,400 small copier. Not only did it have a self-diagnostic system and a document feeder, it had an automatic sorter that could put together as many as 15 sets of copies
of up to 50 pages each, and it did it all in a small amount of time and a small amount of space. Which made Hannigan Flanagan, Mulligan, Phinegan Gilligan, Brannigan, Kelligan, Logan, and no Roark. Very happy.
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