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Chicken (commercial, 1974)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1974 · 1 min · 199 words

The transcript of “Chicken (commercial, 1974)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1974. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Never go into a store and just ask for a pound of chicken breasts because you could be cheating yourself out of some meat. Here's an ordinary one pound chicken breast. And here's a one pound breast of mine.

They weigh the same. But as you can see, mine has more meat and theirs has more bone. I breed the broadest, breasted, meatiest chicken you can buy. So don't buy chicken breasts by the pound.

Buy them by the tag and get an extra bite in every breast. Our name is Mearns, and when it comes to men's fashion, you don't have to shop around anymore. Mearns sells great slacks, fabulous shirts, terrific shoes, and the biggest designer names.

Mearns makes you a promise. Shop our stores and we'll save you money. It's that simple. Discover Mearns today. We'll save you a lot of money. Ship in shore. Slip into a sensuous Kiana shirt.

Now add a pleated Kiana skirt. Ship and shore. Slip into a silky kiana tunic. Now add sensuous kiana pass. Now ship and shore brings you kiana everything. Color to color, print to print, for your kind of feeling, your way of looking.

Sentuous always.

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